Humour - "Philosophical Differences"
Got this e-mail from a friend of mine...
Philosophical Differences
I asked my friend's little girl what she wanted to be when she grows up.
She said she wanted to be Prime Minister of Canada some day.
Both of her parents, NDP supporters, were standing there, so I asked her,
"If you were Prime Minister what would be the first thing you would do?"
She replied, "I'd give food and houses to all the homeless people."
Her parents beamed, and said, "Welcome to the NDP Party!"
"Wow...what a worthy goal!" I told her. I continued, "But you don't have
to wait until you're Prime Minister to do that. You can come over to my
house, mow the lawn, pull weeds, and sweep my yard, and I'll pay you $50.
Then I'll take you over to the grocery store where the homeless guy hangs
out. You can give him the $50 to use toward food and a new house."
She thought that over for a few seconds, then she looked me straight in
the eye and asked, "Why doesn't the homeless guy come over and do the work, and you can just pay him the $50?"
I smiled and said, "Welcome to the Conservative Party."
Her parents still aren't speaking to me.
Philosophical Differences
I asked my friend's little girl what she wanted to be when she grows up.
She said she wanted to be Prime Minister of Canada some day.
Both of her parents, NDP supporters, were standing there, so I asked her,
"If you were Prime Minister what would be the first thing you would do?"
She replied, "I'd give food and houses to all the homeless people."
Her parents beamed, and said, "Welcome to the NDP Party!"
"Wow...what a worthy goal!" I told her. I continued, "But you don't have
to wait until you're Prime Minister to do that. You can come over to my
house, mow the lawn, pull weeds, and sweep my yard, and I'll pay you $50.
Then I'll take you over to the grocery store where the homeless guy hangs
out. You can give him the $50 to use toward food and a new house."
She thought that over for a few seconds, then she looked me straight in
the eye and asked, "Why doesn't the homeless guy come over and do the work, and you can just pay him the $50?"
I smiled and said, "Welcome to the Conservative Party."
Her parents still aren't speaking to me.
5 Comments:
At Wed Aug 26, 02:36:00 p.m. EDT, Drew Costen said…
Or, mow your own lawn and give the $50 you saved to the homeless yourself. :)
At Wed Aug 26, 02:59:00 p.m. EDT, Guelph First said…
Old one, but still a good one.
At Fri Aug 28, 11:25:00 p.m. EDT, Anonymous said…
I love this one. Never gets old!!
Brian
At Tue Sep 01, 08:41:00 a.m. EDT, Anonymous said…
CH if the person was working at $50.00 a lawn would he be homeless?
Just wondering...
At Tue Sep 01, 03:39:00 p.m. EDT, Drew Costen said…
Hard to say if he would be or not. Depends on his mental state I suppose.
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