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Wednesday, December 03, 2008

Humour: "Toronto Maple Leafs Win Stanley Cup"

From Canadian Jedi... nicely done!
Toronto Maple Leafs Win Stanley Cup!!!

Canada was stunned Monday when it was announced that The Stanley Cup will be awarded to the Toronto Maple Leafs, possibly as early as December 6th.

The cup will be stripped from from 2008 playoff champions the Detroit Red Wings and be awarded to the Leafs, who didn't even make the playoffs.

How is this possible, Canadians ask?

Well, the Leafs have formed a coalition with eastern conference semifinalists the Montreal Canadians, and conference quarter finalists the Ottawa Senators, now outnumbering the Red Wings.

According to current Leaf coach Ron Wilson "the Red Wings have lost the confidence of the league and should hand the cup over immediately to our coalition".

NHL commissioner Gary Bettman is cutting short a European trip to try to resolve the unprecedented hockey crisis that could force a second playoff series, or see an opposing team coalition take the cup.

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2 Comments:

  • At Wed Dec 03, 12:59:00 PM EST, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Haha, and I'm a TML fan!

     
  • At Fri Dec 05, 12:09:00 AM EST, Anonymous RCLD said…

    I've got an even better one.

    In order to avoid losing to the "Separatist" Montreal Canadiens this weekend, the New Jersey Devils have prorogued play within the NHL.

    After a two-hour conversation between NHL Commissioner Gary Bettman and injured goaltender Martin Brodeur, it was decided that play will be suspended until late January, when Brodeur will be healthy enough to compete again.

    Since the announcement was made this afternoon, there have been rumblings from within the Canadiens' dressing room, where some players were overheard calling for coach Guy Carbonneau's resignation.

     

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