John Ivison: "Dion's atomic wedgie"

Almost fell out of my chair laughing at this line from today's National Post article by John Ivison...

"The young Stephane Dion may never have suffered the indignity of an atomic wedgie at the hands of the school bully. If not, Tuesday's Throne Speech might give him some sense of the impotence and eye-popping pain."

YIKES! That's a painful opening line... the closing one isn't bad either...

"My bet is that, if Mr. Dion is prepared to emerge from the chamber with his underpants over his head, we will avoid going to the polls, at least until the justice agenda comes to a vote."


UPDATE: Halls of Macadamia has the absolutely best line so far on this one... "the Throne Speech truly is a "wedgie issue" LOL!!!