Liberals stand up for our soverignty
Report from my CCC Newsdesk...
Dec. 25, 2005 - Ottawa - Prime Minister Paul Martin, in an effort to show that the government can indeed protect our soverign borders, ordered that an unidentified aircraft be shot down in Canada's far north. In a statement, the government said "Early Sunday morning, NORAD detected an unidentified craft entering our airspace. After repeated efforts to communicate with the unauthorized craft, I ordered our CF-18's to shoot the intruder down. We, the Liberal Party of Canada, can and will stand up for our borders."
In other news, millions of children awoke this morning to find that no presents had been left for them under the tree. Parents and officials have been left dumbfounded, trying to calm devastated children throughout North America...
(for those who haven't figured it out, I'm just kidding...)
Dec. 25, 2005 - Ottawa - Prime Minister Paul Martin, in an effort to show that the government can indeed protect our soverign borders, ordered that an unidentified aircraft be shot down in Canada's far north. In a statement, the government said "Early Sunday morning, NORAD detected an unidentified craft entering our airspace. After repeated efforts to communicate with the unauthorized craft, I ordered our CF-18's to shoot the intruder down. We, the Liberal Party of Canada, can and will stand up for our borders."
In other news, millions of children awoke this morning to find that no presents had been left for them under the tree. Parents and officials have been left dumbfounded, trying to calm devastated children throughout North America...
(for those who haven't figured it out, I'm just kidding...)
posted by Christian Conservative @ 10:12 p.m.
2 Comments:
At Sun Dec 25, 11:33:00 p.m. EST,
Anonymous said…
I guess the disclaimer in the parentheses is for all those Canadians voting liberal out there, good thinking...
At Tue Dec 27, 11:19:00 a.m. EST,
Blake Kennedy said…
I'm shocked that Paul Martin would even be able to find a phone number for an Air Force detachment to do this job. It's not like defense has ever been a high priority for him.
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