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I'm an evangelical Christian, member of the CPC, but presently & unjustly exiled to wander the political wilderness.
All opinions expressed here are solely my own.

Thursday, January 12, 2006

I Believe

I do believe... here's to January 23, 2006!

3 Comments:

  • At Fri Jan 13, 12:24:00 a.m. EST, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    The latest poll, SES on CPAC shows the liberals are at 15% in Quebec,
    19 for the Conservatives. So what
    did Gilles Duceppe do yesterday and
    today, he hammered away at Stephen
    Harper. I also didn't help matters
    that Dumont guy said Quebecers should vote for the Conservatives.
    I only heard of this Dumont guy was just tonite.

     
  • At Fri Jan 13, 12:43:00 a.m. EST, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Stephen Harper eats apples.

    In Canada.

    In Calgary.

    In Toronto.

    Even on a plane.

    Do you know who else eats apples?

    Paul Bernardo.

    Does Stephen Harper go for lunch with Paul Bernardo every week?

    Does he?

    Paul Bernardo won't say.

    Stephen Harper won't either.

    You say that Paul Bernardo is in prison and couldn't possibly meet Stephen Harper every week for lunch?

    Oh. We hadn't thought of that.

    Hold on a moment.

    Do you know who else eats apples?

    Karla Homolka.

    Since Karla Homolka is out on parole, she definitely could meet Stephen Harper every week for lunch.

    You say this reminds you how the Liberal Party is soft on crime?

    Hold on a moment.

    Do you know who else eats apples?

    Lord Voldemort.

    You say he is a fictional character?

    Oh screw it.

    We made all of this up.

     
  • At Fri Jan 13, 12:25:00 p.m. EST, Blogger Christian Conservative said…

    Oops, thanks, I meant to credit him for it. ;-)

     

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